Sick of ungrateful imps, Gramma takes over the Big City Greens theme song to share how tough her childhood was!
One, two, three, four!
Back in my day life was tough. We didn’t have phones or modern stuff.
I rode to school ten miles on a beaver. There were no meds when I got swamp fever.
I never complained as I was-
Driving before there were bra-akes. Sharing baths with poison sna-akes.
I worked in the mine,
And brushed my teeth with a porcupine.