Primal’s Favorite Things (2020)
Lyrics by Candice N. Santora.
Performed by award-winning actor, #GarryChalk, the voice of #OptimusPrimal on #BeastWars and #BeastMachines #Transformers, as well as #OptimusPrime in the #UnicronTrilogy (#Armada, #Energon, #Cybertron).
Our 4th Annual Beast Wars carol is a parody of the song “My Favorite Things”.
Peeling #bananas, and whiskers on #Cheetor,
Energon hoarding, but you’re getting weaker.
All of your #Predacons tied up with string,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Alien cronies to blow up the planet,
But my sacrifices were able to stop that.
Being the reasons your plans fall apart,
These are a few things you’d never have thought.
#Rhinox’s bean vines that blew you to pieces,
Compassion and mercy are strengths, not a weakness,
Preserving the lives of all sentient beings,
These are a few of my favorite thi-i-i-i-ings!
When your rage snaps,
When the wasp stings,
In my darkest hour...
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then... I HAVE THE POWER!
Watch David Kaye's 2019 video in its entirety on his YouTube channel here: