April Fools 2019 Megathread

[KeldeoKitty]

TODAY CYMA ZARGHAMI HAS RETURNED TO NICKELODEON AS PRESIDENT AND THEY HAVE DECIDED THAT SINCE TELEVISION IS DYING, THEY ARE GOING TO CANCEL PRODUCING TV SHOWS. FROM NOW ON NICK IS GOING TO GO THE ROAD OF KONAMI AND THEY WILL BE A PACHINKO MACHINE MANUFACTURER FROM NOW ON. SOON YOU CAN PLAY PACHINKO MACHINES OF ALL OF YOUR FAVORITE NICK SHOWS LIKE SPONGEBOB, LOUD HOUSE, RUGRATS, PAW PATROL, DORA THE EXPLORER, HENRY DANGER, ADVENTURES OF KID DANGER, ALVIN AND THE CHIMPMUNKS, RAINBOW BUTTERFLY UNICORN KITTY, MARVIN MARVIN, FRED THE SHOW, AND OF COURSE THE ANIME SERIES MOTU PATLU AND GATTU BATTU. LOOK FOR THEM AT YOUR LOCAL CASINO.

 

[RandomMe]

What about videopoker? And what about countries where it is illegal? Like India, for example?

 

[RandomMe]

Nickelodeon initially talked to Warren Thaddies and they thought of putting his songs on the KCAs, but the plan was turned down in favor of Migos. The example here, Play Kahoot, was the first candidate.

 

[koozboy]

According to various sources, it appears that the Nickelodeon network (happy 40) is now in the works of producing a show based off those cringe comps on YouTube. It's gonna be called "Cringe World" but that's still a working title. It's gonna be like Crashletes, they're gonna show random clips and randomly call them cringe. Confirmed hosts have been Jake Paul, Logan Paul, and the President himself, Donald Trump, will appear on the show from time to time. This is expected to come in the late summer or early fall, or maybe even 2020. When Nick releases it, they'll make sure it gets forced down everyone's throats. Hope y'all excited!!!

 

[RandomMe]

MTV feeds abroad have something similar, yet cringeworthy. It's called Clickbait. No joke.

 

[koozboy]

Didn't Cyma retire last year?

 

[RandomMe]

She returned out of nowhere.

 

[RainbowCupcake]

RAINBOW BUTTERFLY UNICORN KITTY,

Shhh... Cartoon Network may hear you and file a lawsuit.

 

[SweetShop209]

On Tumblr , series creators Michael Dante DiMartino and Bryan Konietzko announced that season 5 of Legend Of Korra is currently in production. Take a look.


April Fools! This fan video is awesome by the way.

 

[RainbowCupcake]

Anticipating the success of Dora and the Lost City of Gold, Paramount Pictures has decided to greenlight a live-action Blue's Clues movie starting Christopher Meloni and Patton Oswalt. Meloni will play a grown-up Steve while Oswalt will voice the iconic blue dog. Details of the plot remain up in the air, but it has been speculated that this adaptation of the series will be a PG-13-rated gritty crime mystery.

 

[RandomMe]

Who will direct this? Rockson Emmanuel?

 

[RainbowCupcake]

Who will direct this? Rockson Emmanuel?

Or perhaps Tim Burton?

 

[RandomMe]

Heard that it will be Rockson Emmanuel. There is a lack of full-on Ghanaians in Hollywood lately, yet the film will be made in Ghana using a hundredth of the potential budget.

 

[RandomMe]

The second choice was a Fortnite song called Victory Royale, but it was uploaded after Nickelodeon had chosen Migos to perform. Although kids nowadays play Fortnite a lot, Nick won't even reflect it.

 

[RandomMe]

ATLANTEANS! King Greg here.

Back in 2016, Timmy Turntrout was at the center of a trial that we had because of what our benefits were in the underwater world. But now he's back! This time because of a certain plagiarism known as "Dadlantis"! I had to leave my old house because the krakens were already hurting my sanity!

I'm your host for the trial. This time the prime accusator and the New Accursed One is King Neptuna! Some sort of undersea hottie who is younger than me!

He has come along with the entire population of "New Atlantis"!

Poseidon has also agreed to come here today.

The trial will be shown on Nickelodeon feeds worldwide and on CBS starting at 11am EST.

 

[Radiant97]

As part of Nick's "adultification" of preschool property strategy, starting with the upcoming Dora movie, Nick has announced that a Blue's Clues crime drama is in development. Keanu Reeves has been cast as Steve.

 

[koozboy]

The second choice was a Fortnite song called Victory Royale, but it was uploaded after Nickelodeon had chosen Migos to perform. Although kids nowadays play Fortnite a lot, Nick won't even reflect it.

They wanna be trendy, but not TOO trendy!

 

[RandomMe]

They wanna be trendy, but not TOO trendy!

I mean Kahoot was never spoofed a lot

 

[RandomMe]

Krakens died some ten years ago. Maybe they were all of the Kraventhorn species. Atlantis was huge, but not that huge. We were one of many Atlantises and we were halfway between California and Hawaii.

I am the real Timmy Turntrout. In 2005, I suddenly switched bodies with Timmy Turner for a day or two.

 

[RainbowCupcake]

Wait a minute! I thought Christopher Meloni was Steve!

Live-Action Blue's Clues Movie In Development at Paramount

Anticipating the success of Dora and the Lost City of Gold, Paramount Pictures has decided to greenlight a live-action Blue's Clues movie starting Christopher Meloni and Patton Oswalt. Meloni will play a grown-up Steve while Oswalt will voice the iconic blue dog. Details of the plot remain up...

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