C&C - One Piece - Punk Hazard Arc [9/3/22-4/8/23]

[Kitschensyngk]

TETRIS NO JUTSU~!

I'm gonna tell my superior officer, and he's gonna BEAT YOU UP!

 

[CNFan1995]

Episodes 587 & 588

OPENING: We Go!

A Collision! Law vs. Vice Admiral Smoker!
Synopsis: While Luffy and his mates race toward a reunion, Admiral Smoker struggles to survive a heart-stopping showdown with Trafalgar Law.
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Meeting Again After Two Years! Luffy and Law!
Synopsis: Luffy excitedly cross paths with Trafalgar Law again, but a reunion with his mixed-up crew and the loss of his extra legs quickly dampens the captain's enthusiasm.

The Anime and the manga are still going, please no spoilers.​

 

[Nobodyman]

Previously on One Piece: Let's do the mind warp agaaaaain!

 

[animePWNS]

Previously: Why do voices get switched too? Law, that's why.
Also, Marines, don't go all to pieces.

 

[Nobodyman]

Nami's body with Sanji's voice is giving me Dr. Girlfriend vibes.

Tashigi's not half the woman she used to be.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

It's just a flesh wound. I've had worse.

You should probably run before you become several dozen human jigsaw puzzles.

Vice Admiral Smoker, soon to be Vice Admiral Lung Cancer Patient.

Luffy is a literal beast with two backs.

 

[Nobodyman]

Sorry Brownbeard, them's the rules. You lose, you become their slave.

Now gimme Monet, that's what I want.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

BIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD-WOMAN!

Is the big bad in this arc related to the villain from Ferngully?

The less I know about Sanji's masturbation rituals, the better.

 

[Nobodyman]

Is the big bad in this arc related to the villain from Ferngully?

Well, I guess I could see him being voiced by Tim Curry.

Yep, strap in folks. We're gonna be stuck with Sanji's pervy crap for a while.

And Tagashi's got her legs back. No sutures or anything.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

So her legs can just be reattached like a Lego person? No stitches or braces or even superglue?

 

[Nobodyman]

Law has stolen Smoker's heart. And I mean that quite literally.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

I always thought of him has cold-hearted.
...what? You thought of that one too.

"You lose...emphysema..." *dies*

 

[Nobodyman]

Nice Waldo cosplay, Luffy.

"Yeah, nice seeing you. Now get lost."

Man, Luffy's just running into familiar faces everywhere. Small world.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Must not be a Nirvana guy. That box isn't heart-shaped.

 

[Nobodyman]

Oh, I guess we are doing the mind warp again. Now it's Smoker and Tashigi.

Of course you're not a horse, you're a gator.

 

[animePWNS]

Well, it's going to be interesting hearing their hearts switched.

 

[Nobodyman]

In retrospect, leading a bunch of kids into the freezing cold probably wasn't a great idea.

Poof! Instant coats for everyone!

 

[Kitschensyngk]

All he did was save heart disease the trouble.

Oh, no more please. Fridays on this show are freaky enough as it is.

Okay, that's it. I officially dislike Sanji.

BURLINGTON COAT FACTORY NO JUTSU~!

Ha ha, it's funny because Nami has very large breasts.

 

[Nobodyman]

Whoa. Commercial bumper out of nowhere.

Straw Hats reunited!

Well, he's still a freak, but at least he's a freak with legs.

"By all means, ruin my lungs by smoking."

Any chance of Sanji eventually settling down like Miroku?

Yes, he talks by farting. This friggin' show.

Well, at least Smoker's not being pervy about being in a woman's body.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

OKAY. BOOBS. NOTED.

That's your own lungs you're damaging there.

C'mon man, there are children.