Xerroo
Megas Fan
Here is another mini-rewrite for an episode.
The Junkman Returneth
*The episode starts in the Junkyard. Coop is wearing just his T-shirt and Jeans. He is laying down on a workout bench and is doing bench presses. He is bench pressing 250 pounds.*
Coop: ERRGGH! YAAGGH! UURRGGGHH!!! *Coop is also sweating.* Woo! *Coop puts the weights down and grabs a big glug next to him and drinks.* Ahhh. Jamie is next to Coop. Jamie has a bat in his hand. He picks up a rock and swings at it. The rock goes flying. Jamie then picks up a can and swings it. The can goes flying. Jamie then picks up a metal part and swings it. The part goes flying and hits Goat on the head. Goat drops the stuff he was carrying.*
Goat: Ouch! *Shakes his fist and mumbles at Jamie. Then picks up the parts he dropped*
Jamie: Hm. Wonder what he's all worked up about. *Coop gets up and stretches.*
Coop: Search me. *Moves his arms around* I think he's still trying to build his own robot. *Jamie laughs*
Jamie: Are you kidding? There is no way Goat is going to build a robot with parts like that. *Goat picks up a part and keeps walking.*
Coop: Hey! I built Megas with parts like that!
Jamie: He's not you.
Coop: True. Guess I just got a natural talent for it. *Walks up to a giant punching bag with a badly drawn picture of Gorrath and prepares to punch it.* Hold this Jamie. *Jamie does so. Coop grunts as he punches the bag.* You know. Maybe Goat could build a robot with parts with that junk planet.
Jamie: Didn't you blow that planet up?
Coop: Oh yeah. Forgot. You think that one dude survived?
Jamie: You mean the guy with the crazy eye? I doubt we'll run into him any time soon. *Coop does a powerful punch which throws the bag and Jamie onto the ground* WOAH! Easy Coop!
Coop: Sorry Jamie. Guess I don't know my own strength. *Goes to help Jamie up. It then pans up to the sky. The scene shifts to outer space. It pans over to a new junk planet. This one is silver in color. The new junk planet resembles cybertron in a way. An army of junk robots are marching. They stop and turn left. They salute to the Franken. The Franken is newly rebuilt. Fred is sleeping behind the Franken. Inside, is Varsin piloting the Franken. He nowever is a cyborg. The only part of him that is flesh is his crazy eye. His other eye is red. His crazy eye moves around as he looks at his army.*
Varsin: My loyal Junkbots! Today we have completed the first phase of my grand master plan! Heh heh heh heh. Not only were we able to rebuild our junk planet piece by piece, but with extra parts left over, I was able to create a new body for myself! Now we must move onto phase 2! I still have a score to settle and with your assistance we shall triumph! Heh heh heh heh. I'm sure you are all aware that awhile back, a human being and his robot destroyed our planet and nearly left us to die! Now it's our turn to repay the favor! With the enhancements I have made to our planet, I shall get my revenge! Not only will I destroy the Earther who did this to us, but his entire planet as well! Heh heh heh heh! Now my junkbots! Let us make our way to planet Earth so that we may destroy it! *The Franken pulls a giant lever. On the other side of the planet are gigantic engines. The thrusters activate and the planet starts to move. The planet itself is moving to Earth.*
*Title Theme plays*
The Junkman Returneth
*Back at the Junkyard, Goat is picking up parts to work on his robot. He walks to a giant part and looks at it. Then he picks it up.*
Goat: Hm. This should work. *The entire part breaks apart* Oh man! *Goat goes looking for more parts. Meanwhile, Coop is still working out. He is holding Jamie in the air and holds him in the air with ease. Coop is standing. Jamie is rather relaxed for what is happening to him.*
Jamie: So Coop. You think Goat has a chance of making his own robot?
Coop: I doubt it. But you gotta hand it to the guy. He ain't gonna give up. *Coop sees Goat in the distance* Yo Goat! Come on man! There ain't no way you are gonna build a robot! Give it up!
Goat: Oh yeah! Just you wait Coop! When my robot is ready he's gonna kick your butt! *Grabs a part and dusts it off* You'll see!
Coop: Let me just build you a robot! It won't take me that long!
Goat: I don't need your help! I can do it myself! *Goat walks off. Coop puts Jamie down gently. Jamie grabs his soda and drinks from it.*
Jamie: Hey. Wasn't Kiva supposed to meet us here? I thought we were supposed to go into outer space and look for more junk or something.
Coop: She got someone else to take her.
Jamie: Not that I'm complaining, but why didn't she have us do it. Aren't we like her only mode of transport?
Coop: She said she doesn't trust me enough to take her without me accidently destroying something.
Jamie: Knowing your track record, I wouldn't trust you either. *Coop stares at Jamie* So who did she bum a ride off of? Jenna & Rachael?
Coop: Nah She got my cousin Skippy to take her in his robot. *Jamie spews his drink*
Jamie: That little snot!? How did Kiva manage that!?
*Flashback*
*Kiva is at Skippy's house. Skippy and Kiva are out on the front lawn.*
Skippy: So let me see if I got this straight. You want to go into outer space so you can find parts or something, but you don't trust Coop enough to have him take you. In turn, you want me to take you instead. *Kiva nods* Sure I'll take you. *Smug grin* But first, you gotta do some things for me! *Closes up on Kiva's face. She raises an eyebrow. The scene shifts to Skippy relaxing on a lawn chair. He is drinking a mega-slush. Kiva is mowing the lawn for him. She grunts as she trudges through the yard. She angerly looks at Skippy. Sweat runs down her face.* Once you're done with that, you can take out the garbage, clean up my room, then finish my homework. Then we'll go. *Kiva sighs and continues what she was doing.*
*Back to reality*
Jamie: Ouch. I would think Kiva's better off going with you.
Coop: Still. It's upsetting that she don't think I could take her without getting into some kind of trouble. I mean sure, maybe I blew up a few planets.
Jamie: A few? More like many. Heck. I'm surprised you haven't even destroyed Earth yet.
Coop: Oh come on! I can't be that bad. Can I?
Jamie: I bet Goat could pilot Megas better than you. *They both look at each other, then at Goat who is picking up parts.*
Coop/Jamie: Nah! *Goat puts the parts down and runs up to Coop and Jamie.*
Goat: Yo guys! I did it! I got all the parts I need to make Darlene!
Coop: Really? Heheh! This should be good. *They all go to the part of the dump where all the parts are laid out. It does the shing noise but the sound is warped as it shows some of the parts.*
Goat: As soon as I get this baby operational, I'll take you guys on in a sparring match! You think you can handle the junkyard fury!? *Goat punches the air as if he was fighting someone. Coop and Jamie look at each other.*
*Day Dream*
*Megas and Darlene are looking at each other. Megas walks up to Darlene and touches it gently. The entire robot falls apart. Goat is holding a stearing wheel as he falls down with the robot.*
*Back to reality. Coop and Jamie are still looking at each other and start to laugh.*
Coop: You have GOT to be kidding me. You think THAT is gonna beat Megas!? Hahahahah!
Goat: You won't be so arrogent once I mop the floor with you! Then Kiva will count on me to save the world! *Looks around* Say where is Kiva anyway? I wanted her to see this!
Jamie: She went planet exploring.
Goat: Without you guys? How?
Jamie: She got another ride.
Goat: She could of at least waited for me. Once I have Darlene up and running, we could of went together. We could of been something!
*Daydream*
*Darlene is running in a giant field of flowers. Inside, Kiva is leaning on Goat. Goat is petting her hair. Goat winks at us.*
*Back to reality*
Coop: Goat. Even if you had a giant robot, Kiva would never date you. She thinks you're a total creep! Everyone thinks you're a total creep!
Goat: Oh yeah well what about you?
Coop: I already got a girlfriend!
Goat: Oh yeah.
Jamie: Don't feel too bad Goat. I don't have a girlfriend either. Well not yet anyways.
Goat: I'm not worried. *Puts his arm around Jamie's shoulder* You see Jamie! One day you and I will find true love. Sure it may not be today, it may not be tomorrow, it may not even be three weeks from now! But out there. Somewhere. There are girls who want us. *A huge shadow looms over them all.* Woah. It shouldn't be getting this dark early.
Coop: Yeah it's only *Looks at his watch* 5:00 in the afternoon.
Jamie: *Looking at a giant planet block the sun* Uh Coop....you don't supposed that giant rock blocking the sun has anything to do with it do you? *They look up and see the giant planet blocking the sun.*
Coop: Woah! When the heck did that get there!?
Goat: Just now I guess. Must be one of them solar eclipses. *A loud crash is heard. Coop, Jamie, and Goat turn around to see a junk robot stand up and tower over them.*
Jamie: I don't think a solar eclipse has one of those on board! *More junk robots drop down and surround the junkyard. Then in the middile, the Franken comes down. Varsin is laughing. Coop, Jamie, and Goat look up shocked to see him.*
Varsin: Finally! I have you right where I want you! Didn't think you'd see the last of me did you? Well now that I'm here there is nothing you can do to stop what's coming! Heh heh heh heh heh. *Coop just looks at Varsin like an idiot.*
Coop: Huh?
Varsin: You don't remember? You destroyed my planet! *Pause* You stole my robot's photonic stabilizer!
Coop: *Pause* Oh yeah! It's all coming back to me now. Who are you again? Varsin?
Varsin: That was years! Years of hard work collecting junk througout the universe! AND IN 5 MINUTES YOU CAME ALONG AND DESTROYED EVERYTHING! *Calms down* However thanks to my resourcefulness I was able to build a new junk planet! And as you can see, gave my own body an upgrade! *As he laughs his eye moves in several directions.* Now I'm going to make sure that you can never ruin my junk collection again! *Laughs more* Oh and also I'm going to blow up your planet and pillage the debris!
Coop: Oh no. I ain't letting some cyborg alien freak blow up MY planet.
Jamie: Why have him do it when you can do it yourself?
Coop: Shut up Jamie.
Varsin: Now if you would be so kind. Please hand over your robot and its time drive before I destroy the Earth. I don't want to end up destroying it in the process!
Coop: Look buddy. I'm sorry about destroying your planet! Really I am! But I ain't just gonna let you have Megas without a fight! *Coop, Jamie, and Goat get inside Megas.*
Varsin: Good. I was hoping you would say that. *The Franken points to Megas* Junkbots attack! *Varsin laughs some more as the Junkbots slowly walk towards Megas. However they are really really slow. Coop and Jamie look at each other, then at the robots. The robots slowly approach Megas.*
Goat: Are they supposed to be this slow? *The robots lumber towards Megas. Coop just looks at Jamie and at Goat. Coop shrugs. Megas starts to walk. Megas passes a robot, grabs it and rips its head off. Megas drops the head and keeps walking. Megas punches a robot down and rips out its arms. Megas drops the arms and keeps walking. Megas passes another robot, rips out its leg and bashes the robot with its own leg. Megas drops the leg and keeps walking. As Megas passes a robot, Megas beats the robot up and destroys it. Megas just then keeps walking. Megas eventually walks out of the junkyard and into the city. Varsin scratches his head*
Varsin: After him! Don't let him get away! *The robots slowly chase after Meags. Megas casually keeps walking.*
Jamie: Looks like they're still after us.
Coop: Eh! I'll only be a few minutes. *Megas continues to walk into the city while the robots give chase. However Megas is faster and disappears from view. The junk robots start scratching their heads. At the Speedymart, Coop is online to pay for food. Jamie and Goat are with him.* You guys take cards? *Back at the Junkyard, Varsin is tapping his foot and whistling while waiting for Megas. Eventually Megas returns. Inside, Coop is eating a philly cheesesteak and drinking a Mega-Slush. Jamie has a bag of chips and a big glug. Goat is eating some Jerky and drinking a soda as well. Megas passes another robot and gives it an elbow smash. Then Megas punches it and rips out wires. Megas then passes another robot and shoots a laser blast at it. Megas then goes to the last one and fires a fist at the junkbot.* Heh. That wasn't so bad.
Jamie: Nice.
Coop: *Via Varsin's monitor* That all you got Junkman? Come on! I know you can do better than that!
Varsin: Oh I have more in store. Perhaps I should of mentioned that my robots never die. They can rebuild themselves with new parts! Observe! *The junkbots slowly move and start rebuilding themselves. A robot that was cut in half, moves with his arms and goes to his legs. He connects his legs so he can move again. A robot goes to pick up its head and screws it back on. A robot helps another robot put its arms back in.* Now let's see if you can do it again and again! Heh heh heh heh heh! *Coop looks at Jamie and Goat. Then looks in front of him.*
Coop: *Shurgs* Ok. *Megas grabs 2 junkbots and makes them butt heads. Megas punches a robot and rips its head off. The robot tries to get his head back, but Megas plays keep away with it. The robot wanders about aimlessly trying to get his head back. A robot hits Megas from behind. Megas just turns around and pushes the robot down and steps on its head. Megas grabs a wrecking ball and wings it like a ball and chain. Megas tosses the ball and chain into a robot knocking its head off. The robot goes to pick up its head.*
Goat: Sweet! *Megas jumps to a giant pile of junk. Megas then grabs a huge pipe and a giant sattelite dish that sports a POP TV logo. Megas puts the dish on the ground and jumps on it. Megas slides down the junk pile.*
Coop: WAAAHHHH!!!! *As Megas slides down, it smacks the junkbots using the giant piple.*
Jamie: Coop! Hit that robot's head off! *Coop sticks out his tounge and concentrates. It shows the robot looking at Megas. As Megas passes by, it knocks the robot head off. The head goes flying. It goes into a window breaking it. Megas jumps into the air and kicks the dish sending it flying. It cuts a line of robots in half. Megas lands at the bottom of the junkpile and twirls the giant pipe it was carrying. A robot picks up another robot's head and throws it to the robot so he can put it back on. However Megas gets in the way and swings at the head. The head goes flying. Megas then runs around the junkyard like it was a baseball diamond. Megas slides on the ground and sends many junkbots in the air. Megas gets up and turns around.*
Coop: Man. I wish everyone we fought was this easy. *To Varsin who appears on the monitor* You'll be next Varsin if you don't take your giant planet and move it!
Varsin: Heh heh heh heh heh! I don't think you're quite done yourself yet! *Points to the junkbots rebuilding themselves. Now they are taking parts from Earth and putting it on them. A robot takes a damaged car and puts it on his head. He bashes his head a bit and the car lights go on. Another robot grabs an abandoned POP TV tower as well as the sattelite dish Megas was using. The robot uses them like a lance and shield. A robot with its top half gone walks around. He finds a giant mascot from one of those burger joints. He puts the top half of that on his body.*
Coop: *Sighs* You know what. This is sad. I mean REALLY. This is sad. In about 5 seconds I'm gonna blast them and they'll just fall apart. Watch. *Megas opens up to reveal many blasters. Megas shoots at the robots making them fall apart. Then Megas shoots at them again just to add insult to injury.* See. What did I tell you? 5 seconds. I don't think you really thought this whole "Revenge" thing through did ya? *Varsin points to the robots as they repair themselves again.*
Jamie: Coop.
Coop: Right. Time to end this. *Megas puts its arms together. The hands go inside Megas. Megas fires a super powerful blast incinerating the robots completely.*
Varsin: NO!
Coop: Hahahahah! Ok Junkman! Let's see your junkbots repair that!
Varsin: No matter! I still have plenty more where those came from! *More Junkbots decend onto the planet and surround Megas.* You might knock down 50 of my loyal solders, but 50 more will take their place! You can't possible defeat my army of junkbots! Heh heh heh heh heh! *Megas just does the same attack it did before destroying those robots completely.* All right then! How about taking on a hund- *Megas once again does the same attack at the robots that land on the planet.* Perhaps TWO hundr- *Megas once again does the attack destroying the robots. This however is shown off screen as Varsin is talking.* Five hundred? *Megas does the attack again destroying the robots. Again it just shows Varsin's face.*
Coop: Ok Varsin look. I realize you might not all be there, so I'm gonna be leinent. I'll give you two choices! You could either A: Take your giant rock and leave, or B: Keeping attacking and I'll just kick your butt all over Jersey. I really hope though that you go with the latter! *Varsin looks at Megas, then looks down on his monitor. It shows a bar filling up. When the bar is full it says "Planetary Boosters: FULLY RECHAGED". Varsin smiles*
Varsin: *His crazy eye moves alot* Hah hah hah hah hah! Oh you think you're so clever do you!?
Coop: Well I ain't the one that's getting his butt kicked!
Varsin: You fool! I've been toying with you this whole time! *Coop is surprised then gets angry*
Coop: Oh yeah! Well I've....been toying with you too!
Jamie: No you haven't.
Coop: Hey! If you can think of a more witty comeback, then I'd love to hear it!
Varsin: Why don't you take a look above you! *Coop, Jamie, and Goat look up to see the giant planet.* That up there is my newly rebuilt junk planet! A junktopia of sorts! I've been able to find many things to enhance my junk planet. Including a gigantic planetary engine! With it I'm going to CRASH MY PLANET INTO THE EARTH! And then there will be nothing left but junk for me to collect! The boosters are fully charged now and all I have to do is start the engine myself! My junkbots were just a destraction while the boosters recharged!
Coop: No way! I ain't gonna let you fly your planet into mine!
Varsin: You'll have to catch me first! *The Franken flies away* Hah hah hah hah hah!
Coop: Oh no you don't! *Megas flies after the Franken. Varsin presses a button. On the monitor are an army of junkbots.*
Varsin: After him! Don't let him reach the planet! *The Junkbots jump down from the planet and head for Megas. The robots pass Varsin and fall by Megas.*
Coop: Woah! *Megas dodges, more robots fall at Megas*
Jamie: It's raining robots! *Megas keeps dodging the robots as they fall. A loud sound is heard. A robot grabs Megas by the leg and is being carried by Megas.*
Coop: Hey! Get off my robot! *Megas shakes its leg causing the robot to fall. 4 to 5 robots land on Megas and hold on to it. Megas slows down* I said get off! *Megas spins around as it flies to shake the robots off.*
Goat: He's getting away!
Coop: Not for long! *Megas speeds up and keeps flying towards Varsin. More robots try to fall on Megas. The car headlights fire beams and blast the robots as they get close. On the monitor it shows Coop playing an asteroid game. Wherever the character goes, Megas goes. The asteroids resemble the falling robots.* Bew bew bew! *Megas continues to dodge the robots and shoot at them. 2 robots fall past Megas and grab Megas by the legs again. Coop looks down and grrs. Megas clicks its heels together causing the robots to smash into each other. Those robots let go and fall down to Earth. Coop keeps looking down. A crash is heard. Coop looks straight and gets worried.*
Jamie: aaaAAAAAaaaahh!!! *More robots land on Megas and hold it down. Soon Megas starts to fall back to Earth.*
Goat: We're falling dude! *Megas powers up and blasts the robots off of him. Varsin manages to make it to the junk planet and land on the surface.*
Varsin: Soon very soon! The Earth shall be nothing but rubble! Rubble which I shall create to build an even better junk collection! Heh heh heh heh heh! *Varsin uses the franken to pull some levers, press some buttons, and switch ports. The planentary boosters activate and the planet slowly moves towards Earth. Meanwhile, Megas has entered outer space. More junk robots land on Megas and try to weigh him down. Megas goes into overdrive and the heat from the thrusters melt the robots off of Megas. Goat looks up at the planet.*
Goat: Is it me or is that planet getting bigger?
Jamie: Not it's not! It's getting closer!
Coop: *Grrs* Don't worry! I won't let it reach Earth! *Megas heads for the Junk planet. The planet itself fires lasers at Megas*
Jamie: Look out! *Megas dodges the beams* Great now the planet's firing at us! *From the planet's surface, junkbots grab giant debris and toss it at Megas. Megas dodges the lasers and the giant debris. The Franken grabs a huge barrel at throws it at Megas. Megas gets hit and falls back down to Earth. Megas however recovers and keeps flying. More debris is thrown at Megas.* Uh Coop? *Coop activates the targeting system and locks on to the debris. Coop flips a switch and Megas opens up to reveal a ton of missiles. As Megas flies, it fires the missiles at all the debris blowing it up.*
Coop: Almost there guys! *Megas fires more missiles at the laser turrets firing at Megas. Megas then lands on the planet.*
Varsin: You're too late! My planet is already in motion! You can't stop it! You can however keep my junkbots occupied! *Points to Megas* Destroy it! *The Junkbots slowly stagger towards Megas. Coop, Jamie, and Goat are unphased.*
Coop: Man when is he gonna realize that these junkbots can't do a thing! *Megas flies into the air. Then Megas lands on the ground super hard creating a powerful shockwave. All the robots in the area fall apart. Varsin's crazy moves and spots Fred sleeping. The Franken turns around to Fred.*
Varsin: After them Fred! *Fred wakes up and digs into the ground. Megas looks around. Fred comes up from behind.*
Coop: Woah! *Megas jumps in the air to get away. However Fred bits Megas on the leg and starts tossing it around like a ragdoll*
Coop/Jamie/Goat: AAAAAAAHHHH!!! *Fred throws Megas onto the ground.*
Goat: Man! Now I know what a doggie chew toy feels like! *Megas gets back up*
Jamie: Coop forget him! The planet is gonna crash into Earth! *Coop looks at the monitor to show the progress*
Coop: I've got time! Just let me put Fred on his leash! *Megas fires a missile at Fred. Fred digs underground and the missile instead hits some junk in the distance. Coop looks for Fred. Fred comes up and bites one of Megas's legs again. Megas flies into the air carrying Fred with it. Fred lets go and falls to the ground.* All right! Finally a real fight! *Megas comes down with a powerful elbow. However Fred digs underground to avoid the attack. Megas gets up and looks around* Where did he go? *Fred emerges again.*
Jamie: Behind us! *Megas turns around and punches Fred. Fred goes flying. He gets up and grows at Megas. Megas does the bring it pose. However hands emerge from the ground and grab Megas. Out come Junkbots that were hiding underground.*
Coop: Hey what give!? *Fred wraps around Megas and squeezes*
Jamie: He's got us!
Coop: *Tries to break free* I can't get loose! He's got us too tight! *Beeping noises are heard.* This ain't a good time for Megas to malfunction! *Megas continues to try and unwrap Fred from itself but no luck. Fred tightens his hold.* Come on! Come on! *Megas starts to electrocute*
Jamie: Coop hurry!
Coop: I'm trying! *Megas then just shuts down. Jamie stares at Coop* Hey. I tried. *Fred unwraps himself from Megas. Megas falls down to the ground. Junkbots and the Franken surround Megas.*
Varsin: Heh heh heh heh! Excellent work Fred! *To the Junkbots* Take this robot to the lab. While we wait for my planet to crash into Earth! I get the liberty of taking its time drive! *The robots pick up and carry Megas*
Goat: Great this stinks! And I never got my second chance to build a new Darlene!
Jamie: Coop get us out of here! *Coop tries to use Megas but nothing works.*
Coop: I got nothing. The power is still on temporary shut down. Maybe Kiva would know something. *Goes to contact Kiva but Jamie stops him*
Jamie: No way! If she finds out what happened she'll never leave us alone again!
Coop: And if I don't then a giant planet of junk is gonna crash into Earth! *Coop presseses buttons. Jamie tries to stop him. They both struggle. Then Kiva appears on the monitor* Kiva!
Kiva: What's up guys?
Coop: Look I've got a pro *Jamie covers his mouth and talks*
Jamie: Nothing! Just seeing what you were up too!
Kiva: I was kinda busy at the moment. I'm still trying to find a way to fix the time drive when you called me. Is everything all right?
Jamie: Oh yeah! Everything's fine! Couldn't be better! Heh heh. *Coop muffles and stuff. Kiva sees this and raises an eyebrow*
Kiva: Yeah. Whatever. Look. Don't call me unless it's something really important.
Jamie: Will do! Good luck on the time drive thing!
Kiva: Thanks.
Skippy's voice: Are we done yet? I wanna go home!
Kiva *To Skippy* We'll be done soon! Quit whinning! *To Coop and Jamie* I have to go now. I'll talk to you when I get back to Earth! *Transmission ends. Coop bites Jamie on the hand.*
Jamie: Ouch!
Coop: Did ja da dude! Why did you do that!? Kiva could of helped us!?
Jamie: Is it worth getting "Triple Training!?" *Coop's eyes widen*
Coop: Oh yeah. You're right.
Goat: *Looks outside and sees some parts* Looks like it's time for old Goat to save the day again! *Goat opens up the car door and gets out*
Coop: Hey Goat! Come back!
Goat: Don't worry! I got a plan! *Runs away*
Jamie: Great. He runs off like a coward.
Coop: You'd do the same thing.
Jamie: I would. But right now I'm too scared too. *The robots throw Megas onto a giant conveyer belt. Wires trap Megas.*
Varsin: Once I get your time drive, then I can build the biggest collection of junk, the universe has ever seen! Then with the time drive, I can do it all again! *His eye moves like crazy* Heh heh heh heh heh!
Coop: Incase you forgot pal, my time drive is broken!
Varsin: So! I can fix anything!
Jamie: Uh yeah. I got a question. If you're gonna cut up Megas? Do we have to be inside it!?
Varsin: All part of the revenge plan! *Presses some buttons, plugs in some ports, and does other things. The conveyer belt starts to move forward. Out come saws and drills at the other side.* Don't worry. It will hurt for the first few seconds. Then you'll feel nothing at all! Heh heh heh heh heh!
Jamie: Great. So this is how it ends. We get cut open and our planet collides with his. I sure hope Goat does something soon. *A fist hits a saw changing its position. This frees Megas. However Megas can't move. Megas is headed for the giant drill at the end.*
Varsin: What!? *It shows a sillouete of a heroic mech. When it goes to normal, it shows a broken down Mech. It does the shing noise but with warped sound as it shows parts of the mech.*
Goat: Allow me to show you Darlene 2.0! Now with added features! *Varsin laughs. His eye moves like crazy.*
Varsin: You think that hunk of junk can stop me!? *Points at Goat's mech.* Junkbots! Attack! *The Junkbots slowly walk towards Darlene 2.0. However Goat's mech has spring legs that let it jump. It jumps towards Megas. The robots stagger towards Goat and Megas.*
Jamie: Nice plan!
Coop: Now if you can just help me energize Megas, we can escape before the giant drill gets us!
Goat: Leave that to me! *Darlene 2.0 holds 2 giant clamps and puts them on Megas. Goat sees a giant electric box* This will do nicely! *Goat puts the other clamps onto the box and flips the switch. Megas re-energizes. However, Darlene 2.0 was near the electric box and it electrocutes. Darlene 2.0 blows up.* Goat goes flying and lands on the hood of Megas. Goat gets in. He coughs out smoke.* Ugh. Remind me to never do that again!
Coop: Thanks Goat! *Megas gets up and rips out the giant drill. Megas stands proudly.*
Jamie: Uh guys? *Points to the Franken and the army of junkbots headed for Megas*
Coop: Ok you freakshow from deliverance! You come back to my planet, try to take my time drive....again! And now you want to smash your planet into mine!? Looks like I'm gonna take out the trash! *Megas flies towards the Franken. Megas punches the Franken, but it does nothing. The Franken just clobbers Megas with its huge arm. Megas falls down onto some barrels. Megas picks up a barrel and throws it at the Franken. Before it hits however, Megas fires a blast at the barrel. The barrel explodes. The Franken goes flying into a bunch of junk. Junkbots creep towards Megas.
Goat: Behind us! *Megas turns around and grabs a huge tower. Megas lifts it into the air and smashes it down onto the junkbots. Megas gets hit from behind by a barrel. The Franken is back up and walks towards Megas. Behind Megas is a view of Earth getting closer.*
Varsin: Fool! Fight me all you want! But it won't matter! Even as we speak my planet is speeding towards Earth! Better do something quick before it crashes! *His eye moves like crazy* Heh heh heh heh heh!
Jamie: Forget Varsin! We gotta stop his planet from crashing into Earth! *Coop looks on the monitor to see how close Varsin's planet is to Earth.*
Coop: Woah! *Megas gets hit by the Franken. Megas goes down and looks at the Franken*
Varsin: Don't leave just yet! I'm not done playing with you! Heh heh HAH HAH HAH!
Coop: *Coop grrs. Then pings. He gets an idea.* I got it! *Megas flies into the air.* If destroying planets is my specialty, then I guess I'll just have to do what I do best! *Megas spins really fast and flies into the Junk Planet.*
Varsin: What do you think you're doing!? *Megas spins through the planet and comes out on the other side. The planet goes critical. Explosions are seen everywhere. The Franken stumbles and falls.* No! *Via the monitor* What have you done!?
Coop: Game over Junkman! I just caused your planet to go kablooie! Looks like I win. *Jamie and Goat look at Earth which is dangerously close*
Jamie: Uh Coop. When this planet explodes....IT'S GONNA TAKE EARTH WITH IT!
Coop: Oh. I hadn't count on that. *Varsin appears on the monitor laughing*
Varsin: Not quite the turnout you wanted eh? No matter! I can rebuild my planet again! You on the other hand won't be able too!
Jamie: Coop do something quick! *Megas looks around and sees the giant boosters near it.*
Coop: I got it! *Megas flies over to the giant thrusters and starts to push. The planet slowly turns.*
Jamie: It's working! *The Franken shows up and smashes Megas away. Megas gets up and looks at the Franken*
Varsin: If I lose my planet, you lose yours too! *Megas and the Franken Grapple. The Franken picks up Megas and throws him. Megas fires a missile at the Franken and it stumbles back. Megas goes up to the Franken and pushes him down. Megas continues pushing the thruster to turn the entire planet. It veers off course and starts to fly away from Earth.*
Goat: You did it! *Explosions occur near Megas.*
Jamie: Yeah and we better get out of here before we go with it! *Megas flies away. Coop however looks back down on the planet.*
Varsin: No! I can't lose my junk planet a second time! *He breaks down and cries.* Why!? Why me!? *Coop grrs and turns around to fly back.*
Jamie: Coop! Are you crazy!? What are you doing!?
Coop: I gotta rescue him!
Jamie: Forget it! He tried to destroy us again!
Coop: Well he may be a big jerk! But he's still a person! Besides, I have my own reasons! *Varsin gets out of the Franken and runs. Megas flies down and grabs him. Megas is holding Varsin in its hands.*
Varsin: Let go of me!
Coop: Hey pal! Is this anyway to thank the guy saving your pathetic life!? *Megas flies out into outer space. The Junk Planet goes critical and explodes. Debris goes everywhere. Megas dodges some of the debris. Then in another part of Space, Gigas is flying about. Skippy is disgruntled. Kiva is upset.*
Skippy: Well that was a big waste of nothing! We didn't even get to fight anybody!
Kiva: Ugh. If you don't shut up. I'm going to- *Beeping is heard.* Skippy! Incoming asteroids! *Several giant junk clusters head for Gigas*
Skippy: Woah! *Gigas dodges some of the clusters. Gigas then fires at some to destroy them.* Wonder where those things came from! *Kiva has an annoyed look on her face*
Kiva: Coop....*Back on Earth, Coop, Jamie, and Goat are chilling out at Coop's house. They are outside. Coop is lifting weights. Jamie is playing a hand held game. And Goat is sitting down reading a chick magizine. In the sky, there is debris of the planet landing on Earth.*
Coop: All right. Just how we planned. Hopefully Kiva won't know a thing. *Jamie looks up in the sky.*
Jamie: Here she comes now. *Gigas lands Kiva gets out and crosses her arms. She looks at Coop. She is annoyed.*
Coop: Kiva. Welcome back! Did you find what you were looking for?
Kiva: No. But we almost got hit by the remains of a giant planet! You wouldn't know anything about this would you?
Coop: I don't know anything! *A giant part of the planet lands on a house nearby. Everyone looks at it, then Kiva looks at the guys.* Must be a meteor shower. *Kiva sighs*
Skippy: I can't believe you guys blew up a planet without me!
Kiva: Ugh! *To Skippy* Isn't it about time you went home Skippy!? *Skippy goes back into Gigas and flies away. To Coop* I can't even leave you alone without you cuasing uneccessary destruction. What did you do!? *Coop is about to answer but Kiva stops him* No forget it! I don't want to hear it. I had a rough day going on a wild goose chase! I'll deal with you later! *Kiva opens the door to go inside. She looks to see Varsin tied up in chains. He is also gagged. Kiva looks at Varsin, then at the guys.*
Coop/Jamie/Goat: He did it! *Kiva ungags him*
Varsin: You'll all pay for this! When I get out of here I'll build an even bigger junk planet! Then I'll destroy you all! DESTROY YOU ALL!!!! *Kiva regags him*
Kiva: Fair enough. *Goes inside.*
Jamie: Nice!
Coop: Told you it would of worked!
Jamie: So what now.
Goat: Hey you guys can help me work on Darline MK3! I can use some of the parts from those junkbots as spare parts. I'm telling you once Darline is finished she'll be the best robot ever. *He goes on and on. Coop and Jamie just laugh.*
Ending Credits: *Varsin is being forced to do community service and pick up the planet debris of his planet that hit Earth, meanwhile Kiva is drinking a soda*
The End
Notes
Coop: David Deluise
Jamie: Steven Jay Blum
Goat: Scott Reinecker
Cyborg Varsin: Rob Paulsen
Kiva: Wendee Lee
Skippy: Frankie Ryan Manrequez
Production Music Used
Hubba Smubba: Extreme Music X-Series
Hollow: Non-Stop Production Music
Viper Room Rumble: Universal Production Music
Double Bomb: Extreme Music X Series
Soft Winds: Universal Production Music
Hammer of the Witches (B): KPM Music
Freestyle Hombre* Extreme Music X-Series
Banjo Stomp* CPM Music (Formerly Carlin)
Uranium 236 - De Wolfe Music
Earth Invasion* Universal Production Music
High Plains - Non-Stop Production Music
Intrepid - Non-Stop Production Music
Larger Than Life - Universal Production Music
Berzerker - Extreme Music X Series
Short Hair - Universal Production Music
Ultimate Menace - Non-Stop Production Music
Galaxy Troopers - Universal Production Music
Appalachian Banjo Duel - CPM Music
The Junkman Returneth
*The episode starts in the Junkyard. Coop is wearing just his T-shirt and Jeans. He is laying down on a workout bench and is doing bench presses. He is bench pressing 250 pounds.*
Coop: ERRGGH! YAAGGH! UURRGGGHH!!! *Coop is also sweating.* Woo! *Coop puts the weights down and grabs a big glug next to him and drinks.* Ahhh. Jamie is next to Coop. Jamie has a bat in his hand. He picks up a rock and swings at it. The rock goes flying. Jamie then picks up a can and swings it. The can goes flying. Jamie then picks up a metal part and swings it. The part goes flying and hits Goat on the head. Goat drops the stuff he was carrying.*
Goat: Ouch! *Shakes his fist and mumbles at Jamie. Then picks up the parts he dropped*
Jamie: Hm. Wonder what he's all worked up about. *Coop gets up and stretches.*
Coop: Search me. *Moves his arms around* I think he's still trying to build his own robot. *Jamie laughs*
Jamie: Are you kidding? There is no way Goat is going to build a robot with parts like that. *Goat picks up a part and keeps walking.*
Coop: Hey! I built Megas with parts like that!
Jamie: He's not you.
Coop: True. Guess I just got a natural talent for it. *Walks up to a giant punching bag with a badly drawn picture of Gorrath and prepares to punch it.* Hold this Jamie. *Jamie does so. Coop grunts as he punches the bag.* You know. Maybe Goat could build a robot with parts with that junk planet.
Jamie: Didn't you blow that planet up?
Coop: Oh yeah. Forgot. You think that one dude survived?
Jamie: You mean the guy with the crazy eye? I doubt we'll run into him any time soon. *Coop does a powerful punch which throws the bag and Jamie onto the ground* WOAH! Easy Coop!
Coop: Sorry Jamie. Guess I don't know my own strength. *Goes to help Jamie up. It then pans up to the sky. The scene shifts to outer space. It pans over to a new junk planet. This one is silver in color. The new junk planet resembles cybertron in a way. An army of junk robots are marching. They stop and turn left. They salute to the Franken. The Franken is newly rebuilt. Fred is sleeping behind the Franken. Inside, is Varsin piloting the Franken. He nowever is a cyborg. The only part of him that is flesh is his crazy eye. His other eye is red. His crazy eye moves around as he looks at his army.*
Varsin: My loyal Junkbots! Today we have completed the first phase of my grand master plan! Heh heh heh heh. Not only were we able to rebuild our junk planet piece by piece, but with extra parts left over, I was able to create a new body for myself! Now we must move onto phase 2! I still have a score to settle and with your assistance we shall triumph! Heh heh heh heh. I'm sure you are all aware that awhile back, a human being and his robot destroyed our planet and nearly left us to die! Now it's our turn to repay the favor! With the enhancements I have made to our planet, I shall get my revenge! Not only will I destroy the Earther who did this to us, but his entire planet as well! Heh heh heh heh! Now my junkbots! Let us make our way to planet Earth so that we may destroy it! *The Franken pulls a giant lever. On the other side of the planet are gigantic engines. The thrusters activate and the planet starts to move. The planet itself is moving to Earth.*
*Title Theme plays*
The Junkman Returneth
*Back at the Junkyard, Goat is picking up parts to work on his robot. He walks to a giant part and looks at it. Then he picks it up.*
Goat: Hm. This should work. *The entire part breaks apart* Oh man! *Goat goes looking for more parts. Meanwhile, Coop is still working out. He is holding Jamie in the air and holds him in the air with ease. Coop is standing. Jamie is rather relaxed for what is happening to him.*
Jamie: So Coop. You think Goat has a chance of making his own robot?
Coop: I doubt it. But you gotta hand it to the guy. He ain't gonna give up. *Coop sees Goat in the distance* Yo Goat! Come on man! There ain't no way you are gonna build a robot! Give it up!
Goat: Oh yeah! Just you wait Coop! When my robot is ready he's gonna kick your butt! *Grabs a part and dusts it off* You'll see!
Coop: Let me just build you a robot! It won't take me that long!
Goat: I don't need your help! I can do it myself! *Goat walks off. Coop puts Jamie down gently. Jamie grabs his soda and drinks from it.*
Jamie: Hey. Wasn't Kiva supposed to meet us here? I thought we were supposed to go into outer space and look for more junk or something.
Coop: She got someone else to take her.
Jamie: Not that I'm complaining, but why didn't she have us do it. Aren't we like her only mode of transport?
Coop: She said she doesn't trust me enough to take her without me accidently destroying something.
Jamie: Knowing your track record, I wouldn't trust you either. *Coop stares at Jamie* So who did she bum a ride off of? Jenna & Rachael?
Coop: Nah She got my cousin Skippy to take her in his robot. *Jamie spews his drink*
Jamie: That little snot!? How did Kiva manage that!?
*Flashback*
*Kiva is at Skippy's house. Skippy and Kiva are out on the front lawn.*
Skippy: So let me see if I got this straight. You want to go into outer space so you can find parts or something, but you don't trust Coop enough to have him take you. In turn, you want me to take you instead. *Kiva nods* Sure I'll take you. *Smug grin* But first, you gotta do some things for me! *Closes up on Kiva's face. She raises an eyebrow. The scene shifts to Skippy relaxing on a lawn chair. He is drinking a mega-slush. Kiva is mowing the lawn for him. She grunts as she trudges through the yard. She angerly looks at Skippy. Sweat runs down her face.* Once you're done with that, you can take out the garbage, clean up my room, then finish my homework. Then we'll go. *Kiva sighs and continues what she was doing.*
*Back to reality*
Jamie: Ouch. I would think Kiva's better off going with you.
Coop: Still. It's upsetting that she don't think I could take her without getting into some kind of trouble. I mean sure, maybe I blew up a few planets.
Jamie: A few? More like many. Heck. I'm surprised you haven't even destroyed Earth yet.
Coop: Oh come on! I can't be that bad. Can I?
Jamie: I bet Goat could pilot Megas better than you. *They both look at each other, then at Goat who is picking up parts.*
Coop/Jamie: Nah! *Goat puts the parts down and runs up to Coop and Jamie.*
Goat: Yo guys! I did it! I got all the parts I need to make Darlene!
Coop: Really? Heheh! This should be good. *They all go to the part of the dump where all the parts are laid out. It does the shing noise but the sound is warped as it shows some of the parts.*
Goat: As soon as I get this baby operational, I'll take you guys on in a sparring match! You think you can handle the junkyard fury!? *Goat punches the air as if he was fighting someone. Coop and Jamie look at each other.*
*Day Dream*
*Megas and Darlene are looking at each other. Megas walks up to Darlene and touches it gently. The entire robot falls apart. Goat is holding a stearing wheel as he falls down with the robot.*
*Back to reality. Coop and Jamie are still looking at each other and start to laugh.*
Coop: You have GOT to be kidding me. You think THAT is gonna beat Megas!? Hahahahah!
Goat: You won't be so arrogent once I mop the floor with you! Then Kiva will count on me to save the world! *Looks around* Say where is Kiva anyway? I wanted her to see this!
Jamie: She went planet exploring.
Goat: Without you guys? How?
Jamie: She got another ride.
Goat: She could of at least waited for me. Once I have Darlene up and running, we could of went together. We could of been something!
*Daydream*
*Darlene is running in a giant field of flowers. Inside, Kiva is leaning on Goat. Goat is petting her hair. Goat winks at us.*
*Back to reality*
Coop: Goat. Even if you had a giant robot, Kiva would never date you. She thinks you're a total creep! Everyone thinks you're a total creep!
Goat: Oh yeah well what about you?
Coop: I already got a girlfriend!
Goat: Oh yeah.
Jamie: Don't feel too bad Goat. I don't have a girlfriend either. Well not yet anyways.
Goat: I'm not worried. *Puts his arm around Jamie's shoulder* You see Jamie! One day you and I will find true love. Sure it may not be today, it may not be tomorrow, it may not even be three weeks from now! But out there. Somewhere. There are girls who want us. *A huge shadow looms over them all.* Woah. It shouldn't be getting this dark early.
Coop: Yeah it's only *Looks at his watch* 5:00 in the afternoon.
Jamie: *Looking at a giant planet block the sun* Uh Coop....you don't supposed that giant rock blocking the sun has anything to do with it do you? *They look up and see the giant planet blocking the sun.*
Coop: Woah! When the heck did that get there!?
Goat: Just now I guess. Must be one of them solar eclipses. *A loud crash is heard. Coop, Jamie, and Goat turn around to see a junk robot stand up and tower over them.*
Jamie: I don't think a solar eclipse has one of those on board! *More junk robots drop down and surround the junkyard. Then in the middile, the Franken comes down. Varsin is laughing. Coop, Jamie, and Goat look up shocked to see him.*
Varsin: Finally! I have you right where I want you! Didn't think you'd see the last of me did you? Well now that I'm here there is nothing you can do to stop what's coming! Heh heh heh heh heh. *Coop just looks at Varsin like an idiot.*
Coop: Huh?
Varsin: You don't remember? You destroyed my planet! *Pause* You stole my robot's photonic stabilizer!
Coop: *Pause* Oh yeah! It's all coming back to me now. Who are you again? Varsin?
Varsin: That was years! Years of hard work collecting junk througout the universe! AND IN 5 MINUTES YOU CAME ALONG AND DESTROYED EVERYTHING! *Calms down* However thanks to my resourcefulness I was able to build a new junk planet! And as you can see, gave my own body an upgrade! *As he laughs his eye moves in several directions.* Now I'm going to make sure that you can never ruin my junk collection again! *Laughs more* Oh and also I'm going to blow up your planet and pillage the debris!
Coop: Oh no. I ain't letting some cyborg alien freak blow up MY planet.
Jamie: Why have him do it when you can do it yourself?
Coop: Shut up Jamie.
Varsin: Now if you would be so kind. Please hand over your robot and its time drive before I destroy the Earth. I don't want to end up destroying it in the process!
Coop: Look buddy. I'm sorry about destroying your planet! Really I am! But I ain't just gonna let you have Megas without a fight! *Coop, Jamie, and Goat get inside Megas.*
Varsin: Good. I was hoping you would say that. *The Franken points to Megas* Junkbots attack! *Varsin laughs some more as the Junkbots slowly walk towards Megas. However they are really really slow. Coop and Jamie look at each other, then at the robots. The robots slowly approach Megas.*
Goat: Are they supposed to be this slow? *The robots lumber towards Megas. Coop just looks at Jamie and at Goat. Coop shrugs. Megas starts to walk. Megas passes a robot, grabs it and rips its head off. Megas drops the head and keeps walking. Megas punches a robot down and rips out its arms. Megas drops the arms and keeps walking. Megas passes another robot, rips out its leg and bashes the robot with its own leg. Megas drops the leg and keeps walking. As Megas passes a robot, Megas beats the robot up and destroys it. Megas just then keeps walking. Megas eventually walks out of the junkyard and into the city. Varsin scratches his head*
Varsin: After him! Don't let him get away! *The robots slowly chase after Meags. Megas casually keeps walking.*
Jamie: Looks like they're still after us.
Coop: Eh! I'll only be a few minutes. *Megas continues to walk into the city while the robots give chase. However Megas is faster and disappears from view. The junk robots start scratching their heads. At the Speedymart, Coop is online to pay for food. Jamie and Goat are with him.* You guys take cards? *Back at the Junkyard, Varsin is tapping his foot and whistling while waiting for Megas. Eventually Megas returns. Inside, Coop is eating a philly cheesesteak and drinking a Mega-Slush. Jamie has a bag of chips and a big glug. Goat is eating some Jerky and drinking a soda as well. Megas passes another robot and gives it an elbow smash. Then Megas punches it and rips out wires. Megas then passes another robot and shoots a laser blast at it. Megas then goes to the last one and fires a fist at the junkbot.* Heh. That wasn't so bad.
Jamie: Nice.
Coop: *Via Varsin's monitor* That all you got Junkman? Come on! I know you can do better than that!
Varsin: Oh I have more in store. Perhaps I should of mentioned that my robots never die. They can rebuild themselves with new parts! Observe! *The junkbots slowly move and start rebuilding themselves. A robot that was cut in half, moves with his arms and goes to his legs. He connects his legs so he can move again. A robot goes to pick up its head and screws it back on. A robot helps another robot put its arms back in.* Now let's see if you can do it again and again! Heh heh heh heh heh! *Coop looks at Jamie and Goat. Then looks in front of him.*
Coop: *Shurgs* Ok. *Megas grabs 2 junkbots and makes them butt heads. Megas punches a robot and rips its head off. The robot tries to get his head back, but Megas plays keep away with it. The robot wanders about aimlessly trying to get his head back. A robot hits Megas from behind. Megas just turns around and pushes the robot down and steps on its head. Megas grabs a wrecking ball and wings it like a ball and chain. Megas tosses the ball and chain into a robot knocking its head off. The robot goes to pick up its head.*
Goat: Sweet! *Megas jumps to a giant pile of junk. Megas then grabs a huge pipe and a giant sattelite dish that sports a POP TV logo. Megas puts the dish on the ground and jumps on it. Megas slides down the junk pile.*
Coop: WAAAHHHH!!!! *As Megas slides down, it smacks the junkbots using the giant piple.*
Jamie: Coop! Hit that robot's head off! *Coop sticks out his tounge and concentrates. It shows the robot looking at Megas. As Megas passes by, it knocks the robot head off. The head goes flying. It goes into a window breaking it. Megas jumps into the air and kicks the dish sending it flying. It cuts a line of robots in half. Megas lands at the bottom of the junkpile and twirls the giant pipe it was carrying. A robot picks up another robot's head and throws it to the robot so he can put it back on. However Megas gets in the way and swings at the head. The head goes flying. Megas then runs around the junkyard like it was a baseball diamond. Megas slides on the ground and sends many junkbots in the air. Megas gets up and turns around.*
Coop: Man. I wish everyone we fought was this easy. *To Varsin who appears on the monitor* You'll be next Varsin if you don't take your giant planet and move it!
Varsin: Heh heh heh heh heh! I don't think you're quite done yourself yet! *Points to the junkbots rebuilding themselves. Now they are taking parts from Earth and putting it on them. A robot takes a damaged car and puts it on his head. He bashes his head a bit and the car lights go on. Another robot grabs an abandoned POP TV tower as well as the sattelite dish Megas was using. The robot uses them like a lance and shield. A robot with its top half gone walks around. He finds a giant mascot from one of those burger joints. He puts the top half of that on his body.*
Coop: *Sighs* You know what. This is sad. I mean REALLY. This is sad. In about 5 seconds I'm gonna blast them and they'll just fall apart. Watch. *Megas opens up to reveal many blasters. Megas shoots at the robots making them fall apart. Then Megas shoots at them again just to add insult to injury.* See. What did I tell you? 5 seconds. I don't think you really thought this whole "Revenge" thing through did ya? *Varsin points to the robots as they repair themselves again.*
Jamie: Coop.
Coop: Right. Time to end this. *Megas puts its arms together. The hands go inside Megas. Megas fires a super powerful blast incinerating the robots completely.*
Varsin: NO!
Coop: Hahahahah! Ok Junkman! Let's see your junkbots repair that!
Varsin: No matter! I still have plenty more where those came from! *More Junkbots decend onto the planet and surround Megas.* You might knock down 50 of my loyal solders, but 50 more will take their place! You can't possible defeat my army of junkbots! Heh heh heh heh heh! *Megas just does the same attack it did before destroying those robots completely.* All right then! How about taking on a hund- *Megas once again does the same attack at the robots that land on the planet.* Perhaps TWO hundr- *Megas once again does the attack destroying the robots. This however is shown off screen as Varsin is talking.* Five hundred? *Megas does the attack again destroying the robots. Again it just shows Varsin's face.*
Coop: Ok Varsin look. I realize you might not all be there, so I'm gonna be leinent. I'll give you two choices! You could either A: Take your giant rock and leave, or B: Keeping attacking and I'll just kick your butt all over Jersey. I really hope though that you go with the latter! *Varsin looks at Megas, then looks down on his monitor. It shows a bar filling up. When the bar is full it says "Planetary Boosters: FULLY RECHAGED". Varsin smiles*
Varsin: *His crazy eye moves alot* Hah hah hah hah hah! Oh you think you're so clever do you!?
Coop: Well I ain't the one that's getting his butt kicked!
Varsin: You fool! I've been toying with you this whole time! *Coop is surprised then gets angry*
Coop: Oh yeah! Well I've....been toying with you too!
Jamie: No you haven't.
Coop: Hey! If you can think of a more witty comeback, then I'd love to hear it!
Varsin: Why don't you take a look above you! *Coop, Jamie, and Goat look up to see the giant planet.* That up there is my newly rebuilt junk planet! A junktopia of sorts! I've been able to find many things to enhance my junk planet. Including a gigantic planetary engine! With it I'm going to CRASH MY PLANET INTO THE EARTH! And then there will be nothing left but junk for me to collect! The boosters are fully charged now and all I have to do is start the engine myself! My junkbots were just a destraction while the boosters recharged!
Coop: No way! I ain't gonna let you fly your planet into mine!
Varsin: You'll have to catch me first! *The Franken flies away* Hah hah hah hah hah!
Coop: Oh no you don't! *Megas flies after the Franken. Varsin presses a button. On the monitor are an army of junkbots.*
Varsin: After him! Don't let him reach the planet! *The Junkbots jump down from the planet and head for Megas. The robots pass Varsin and fall by Megas.*
Coop: Woah! *Megas dodges, more robots fall at Megas*
Jamie: It's raining robots! *Megas keeps dodging the robots as they fall. A loud sound is heard. A robot grabs Megas by the leg and is being carried by Megas.*
Coop: Hey! Get off my robot! *Megas shakes its leg causing the robot to fall. 4 to 5 robots land on Megas and hold on to it. Megas slows down* I said get off! *Megas spins around as it flies to shake the robots off.*
Goat: He's getting away!
Coop: Not for long! *Megas speeds up and keeps flying towards Varsin. More robots try to fall on Megas. The car headlights fire beams and blast the robots as they get close. On the monitor it shows Coop playing an asteroid game. Wherever the character goes, Megas goes. The asteroids resemble the falling robots.* Bew bew bew! *Megas continues to dodge the robots and shoot at them. 2 robots fall past Megas and grab Megas by the legs again. Coop looks down and grrs. Megas clicks its heels together causing the robots to smash into each other. Those robots let go and fall down to Earth. Coop keeps looking down. A crash is heard. Coop looks straight and gets worried.*
Jamie: aaaAAAAAaaaahh!!! *More robots land on Megas and hold it down. Soon Megas starts to fall back to Earth.*
Goat: We're falling dude! *Megas powers up and blasts the robots off of him. Varsin manages to make it to the junk planet and land on the surface.*
Varsin: Soon very soon! The Earth shall be nothing but rubble! Rubble which I shall create to build an even better junk collection! Heh heh heh heh heh! *Varsin uses the franken to pull some levers, press some buttons, and switch ports. The planentary boosters activate and the planet slowly moves towards Earth. Meanwhile, Megas has entered outer space. More junk robots land on Megas and try to weigh him down. Megas goes into overdrive and the heat from the thrusters melt the robots off of Megas. Goat looks up at the planet.*
Goat: Is it me or is that planet getting bigger?
Jamie: Not it's not! It's getting closer!
Coop: *Grrs* Don't worry! I won't let it reach Earth! *Megas heads for the Junk planet. The planet itself fires lasers at Megas*
Jamie: Look out! *Megas dodges the beams* Great now the planet's firing at us! *From the planet's surface, junkbots grab giant debris and toss it at Megas. Megas dodges the lasers and the giant debris. The Franken grabs a huge barrel at throws it at Megas. Megas gets hit and falls back down to Earth. Megas however recovers and keeps flying. More debris is thrown at Megas.* Uh Coop? *Coop activates the targeting system and locks on to the debris. Coop flips a switch and Megas opens up to reveal a ton of missiles. As Megas flies, it fires the missiles at all the debris blowing it up.*
Coop: Almost there guys! *Megas fires more missiles at the laser turrets firing at Megas. Megas then lands on the planet.*
Varsin: You're too late! My planet is already in motion! You can't stop it! You can however keep my junkbots occupied! *Points to Megas* Destroy it! *The Junkbots slowly stagger towards Megas. Coop, Jamie, and Goat are unphased.*
Coop: Man when is he gonna realize that these junkbots can't do a thing! *Megas flies into the air. Then Megas lands on the ground super hard creating a powerful shockwave. All the robots in the area fall apart. Varsin's crazy moves and spots Fred sleeping. The Franken turns around to Fred.*
Varsin: After them Fred! *Fred wakes up and digs into the ground. Megas looks around. Fred comes up from behind.*
Coop: Woah! *Megas jumps in the air to get away. However Fred bits Megas on the leg and starts tossing it around like a ragdoll*
Coop/Jamie/Goat: AAAAAAAHHHH!!! *Fred throws Megas onto the ground.*
Goat: Man! Now I know what a doggie chew toy feels like! *Megas gets back up*
Jamie: Coop forget him! The planet is gonna crash into Earth! *Coop looks at the monitor to show the progress*
Coop: I've got time! Just let me put Fred on his leash! *Megas fires a missile at Fred. Fred digs underground and the missile instead hits some junk in the distance. Coop looks for Fred. Fred comes up and bites one of Megas's legs again. Megas flies into the air carrying Fred with it. Fred lets go and falls to the ground.* All right! Finally a real fight! *Megas comes down with a powerful elbow. However Fred digs underground to avoid the attack. Megas gets up and looks around* Where did he go? *Fred emerges again.*
Jamie: Behind us! *Megas turns around and punches Fred. Fred goes flying. He gets up and grows at Megas. Megas does the bring it pose. However hands emerge from the ground and grab Megas. Out come Junkbots that were hiding underground.*
Coop: Hey what give!? *Fred wraps around Megas and squeezes*
Jamie: He's got us!
Coop: *Tries to break free* I can't get loose! He's got us too tight! *Beeping noises are heard.* This ain't a good time for Megas to malfunction! *Megas continues to try and unwrap Fred from itself but no luck. Fred tightens his hold.* Come on! Come on! *Megas starts to electrocute*
Jamie: Coop hurry!
Coop: I'm trying! *Megas then just shuts down. Jamie stares at Coop* Hey. I tried. *Fred unwraps himself from Megas. Megas falls down to the ground. Junkbots and the Franken surround Megas.*
Varsin: Heh heh heh heh! Excellent work Fred! *To the Junkbots* Take this robot to the lab. While we wait for my planet to crash into Earth! I get the liberty of taking its time drive! *The robots pick up and carry Megas*
Goat: Great this stinks! And I never got my second chance to build a new Darlene!
Jamie: Coop get us out of here! *Coop tries to use Megas but nothing works.*
Coop: I got nothing. The power is still on temporary shut down. Maybe Kiva would know something. *Goes to contact Kiva but Jamie stops him*
Jamie: No way! If she finds out what happened she'll never leave us alone again!
Coop: And if I don't then a giant planet of junk is gonna crash into Earth! *Coop presseses buttons. Jamie tries to stop him. They both struggle. Then Kiva appears on the monitor* Kiva!
Kiva: What's up guys?
Coop: Look I've got a pro *Jamie covers his mouth and talks*
Jamie: Nothing! Just seeing what you were up too!
Kiva: I was kinda busy at the moment. I'm still trying to find a way to fix the time drive when you called me. Is everything all right?
Jamie: Oh yeah! Everything's fine! Couldn't be better! Heh heh. *Coop muffles and stuff. Kiva sees this and raises an eyebrow*
Kiva: Yeah. Whatever. Look. Don't call me unless it's something really important.
Jamie: Will do! Good luck on the time drive thing!
Kiva: Thanks.
Skippy's voice: Are we done yet? I wanna go home!
Kiva *To Skippy* We'll be done soon! Quit whinning! *To Coop and Jamie* I have to go now. I'll talk to you when I get back to Earth! *Transmission ends. Coop bites Jamie on the hand.*
Jamie: Ouch!
Coop: Did ja da dude! Why did you do that!? Kiva could of helped us!?
Jamie: Is it worth getting "Triple Training!?" *Coop's eyes widen*
Coop: Oh yeah. You're right.
Goat: *Looks outside and sees some parts* Looks like it's time for old Goat to save the day again! *Goat opens up the car door and gets out*
Coop: Hey Goat! Come back!
Goat: Don't worry! I got a plan! *Runs away*
Jamie: Great. He runs off like a coward.
Coop: You'd do the same thing.
Jamie: I would. But right now I'm too scared too. *The robots throw Megas onto a giant conveyer belt. Wires trap Megas.*
Varsin: Once I get your time drive, then I can build the biggest collection of junk, the universe has ever seen! Then with the time drive, I can do it all again! *His eye moves like crazy* Heh heh heh heh heh!
Coop: Incase you forgot pal, my time drive is broken!
Varsin: So! I can fix anything!
Jamie: Uh yeah. I got a question. If you're gonna cut up Megas? Do we have to be inside it!?
Varsin: All part of the revenge plan! *Presses some buttons, plugs in some ports, and does other things. The conveyer belt starts to move forward. Out come saws and drills at the other side.* Don't worry. It will hurt for the first few seconds. Then you'll feel nothing at all! Heh heh heh heh heh!
Jamie: Great. So this is how it ends. We get cut open and our planet collides with his. I sure hope Goat does something soon. *A fist hits a saw changing its position. This frees Megas. However Megas can't move. Megas is headed for the giant drill at the end.*
Varsin: What!? *It shows a sillouete of a heroic mech. When it goes to normal, it shows a broken down Mech. It does the shing noise but with warped sound as it shows parts of the mech.*
Goat: Allow me to show you Darlene 2.0! Now with added features! *Varsin laughs. His eye moves like crazy.*
Varsin: You think that hunk of junk can stop me!? *Points at Goat's mech.* Junkbots! Attack! *The Junkbots slowly walk towards Darlene 2.0. However Goat's mech has spring legs that let it jump. It jumps towards Megas. The robots stagger towards Goat and Megas.*
Jamie: Nice plan!
Coop: Now if you can just help me energize Megas, we can escape before the giant drill gets us!
Goat: Leave that to me! *Darlene 2.0 holds 2 giant clamps and puts them on Megas. Goat sees a giant electric box* This will do nicely! *Goat puts the other clamps onto the box and flips the switch. Megas re-energizes. However, Darlene 2.0 was near the electric box and it electrocutes. Darlene 2.0 blows up.* Goat goes flying and lands on the hood of Megas. Goat gets in. He coughs out smoke.* Ugh. Remind me to never do that again!
Coop: Thanks Goat! *Megas gets up and rips out the giant drill. Megas stands proudly.*
Jamie: Uh guys? *Points to the Franken and the army of junkbots headed for Megas*
Coop: Ok you freakshow from deliverance! You come back to my planet, try to take my time drive....again! And now you want to smash your planet into mine!? Looks like I'm gonna take out the trash! *Megas flies towards the Franken. Megas punches the Franken, but it does nothing. The Franken just clobbers Megas with its huge arm. Megas falls down onto some barrels. Megas picks up a barrel and throws it at the Franken. Before it hits however, Megas fires a blast at the barrel. The barrel explodes. The Franken goes flying into a bunch of junk. Junkbots creep towards Megas.
Goat: Behind us! *Megas turns around and grabs a huge tower. Megas lifts it into the air and smashes it down onto the junkbots. Megas gets hit from behind by a barrel. The Franken is back up and walks towards Megas. Behind Megas is a view of Earth getting closer.*
Varsin: Fool! Fight me all you want! But it won't matter! Even as we speak my planet is speeding towards Earth! Better do something quick before it crashes! *His eye moves like crazy* Heh heh heh heh heh!
Jamie: Forget Varsin! We gotta stop his planet from crashing into Earth! *Coop looks on the monitor to see how close Varsin's planet is to Earth.*
Coop: Woah! *Megas gets hit by the Franken. Megas goes down and looks at the Franken*
Varsin: Don't leave just yet! I'm not done playing with you! Heh heh HAH HAH HAH!
Coop: *Coop grrs. Then pings. He gets an idea.* I got it! *Megas flies into the air.* If destroying planets is my specialty, then I guess I'll just have to do what I do best! *Megas spins really fast and flies into the Junk Planet.*
Varsin: What do you think you're doing!? *Megas spins through the planet and comes out on the other side. The planet goes critical. Explosions are seen everywhere. The Franken stumbles and falls.* No! *Via the monitor* What have you done!?
Coop: Game over Junkman! I just caused your planet to go kablooie! Looks like I win. *Jamie and Goat look at Earth which is dangerously close*
Jamie: Uh Coop. When this planet explodes....IT'S GONNA TAKE EARTH WITH IT!
Coop: Oh. I hadn't count on that. *Varsin appears on the monitor laughing*
Varsin: Not quite the turnout you wanted eh? No matter! I can rebuild my planet again! You on the other hand won't be able too!
Jamie: Coop do something quick! *Megas looks around and sees the giant boosters near it.*
Coop: I got it! *Megas flies over to the giant thrusters and starts to push. The planet slowly turns.*
Jamie: It's working! *The Franken shows up and smashes Megas away. Megas gets up and looks at the Franken*
Varsin: If I lose my planet, you lose yours too! *Megas and the Franken Grapple. The Franken picks up Megas and throws him. Megas fires a missile at the Franken and it stumbles back. Megas goes up to the Franken and pushes him down. Megas continues pushing the thruster to turn the entire planet. It veers off course and starts to fly away from Earth.*
Goat: You did it! *Explosions occur near Megas.*
Jamie: Yeah and we better get out of here before we go with it! *Megas flies away. Coop however looks back down on the planet.*
Varsin: No! I can't lose my junk planet a second time! *He breaks down and cries.* Why!? Why me!? *Coop grrs and turns around to fly back.*
Jamie: Coop! Are you crazy!? What are you doing!?
Coop: I gotta rescue him!
Jamie: Forget it! He tried to destroy us again!
Coop: Well he may be a big jerk! But he's still a person! Besides, I have my own reasons! *Varsin gets out of the Franken and runs. Megas flies down and grabs him. Megas is holding Varsin in its hands.*
Varsin: Let go of me!
Coop: Hey pal! Is this anyway to thank the guy saving your pathetic life!? *Megas flies out into outer space. The Junk Planet goes critical and explodes. Debris goes everywhere. Megas dodges some of the debris. Then in another part of Space, Gigas is flying about. Skippy is disgruntled. Kiva is upset.*
Skippy: Well that was a big waste of nothing! We didn't even get to fight anybody!
Kiva: Ugh. If you don't shut up. I'm going to- *Beeping is heard.* Skippy! Incoming asteroids! *Several giant junk clusters head for Gigas*
Skippy: Woah! *Gigas dodges some of the clusters. Gigas then fires at some to destroy them.* Wonder where those things came from! *Kiva has an annoyed look on her face*
Kiva: Coop....*Back on Earth, Coop, Jamie, and Goat are chilling out at Coop's house. They are outside. Coop is lifting weights. Jamie is playing a hand held game. And Goat is sitting down reading a chick magizine. In the sky, there is debris of the planet landing on Earth.*
Coop: All right. Just how we planned. Hopefully Kiva won't know a thing. *Jamie looks up in the sky.*
Jamie: Here she comes now. *Gigas lands Kiva gets out and crosses her arms. She looks at Coop. She is annoyed.*
Coop: Kiva. Welcome back! Did you find what you were looking for?
Kiva: No. But we almost got hit by the remains of a giant planet! You wouldn't know anything about this would you?
Coop: I don't know anything! *A giant part of the planet lands on a house nearby. Everyone looks at it, then Kiva looks at the guys.* Must be a meteor shower. *Kiva sighs*
Skippy: I can't believe you guys blew up a planet without me!
Kiva: Ugh! *To Skippy* Isn't it about time you went home Skippy!? *Skippy goes back into Gigas and flies away. To Coop* I can't even leave you alone without you cuasing uneccessary destruction. What did you do!? *Coop is about to answer but Kiva stops him* No forget it! I don't want to hear it. I had a rough day going on a wild goose chase! I'll deal with you later! *Kiva opens the door to go inside. She looks to see Varsin tied up in chains. He is also gagged. Kiva looks at Varsin, then at the guys.*
Coop/Jamie/Goat: He did it! *Kiva ungags him*
Varsin: You'll all pay for this! When I get out of here I'll build an even bigger junk planet! Then I'll destroy you all! DESTROY YOU ALL!!!! *Kiva regags him*
Kiva: Fair enough. *Goes inside.*
Jamie: Nice!
Coop: Told you it would of worked!
Jamie: So what now.
Goat: Hey you guys can help me work on Darline MK3! I can use some of the parts from those junkbots as spare parts. I'm telling you once Darline is finished she'll be the best robot ever. *He goes on and on. Coop and Jamie just laugh.*
Ending Credits: *Varsin is being forced to do community service and pick up the planet debris of his planet that hit Earth, meanwhile Kiva is drinking a soda*
The End
Notes
Coop: David Deluise
Jamie: Steven Jay Blum
Goat: Scott Reinecker
Cyborg Varsin: Rob Paulsen
Kiva: Wendee Lee
Skippy: Frankie Ryan Manrequez
Production Music Used
Hubba Smubba: Extreme Music X-Series
Hollow: Non-Stop Production Music
Viper Room Rumble: Universal Production Music
Double Bomb: Extreme Music X Series
Soft Winds: Universal Production Music
Hammer of the Witches (B): KPM Music
Freestyle Hombre* Extreme Music X-Series
Banjo Stomp* CPM Music (Formerly Carlin)
Uranium 236 - De Wolfe Music
Earth Invasion* Universal Production Music
High Plains - Non-Stop Production Music
Intrepid - Non-Stop Production Music
Larger Than Life - Universal Production Music
Berzerker - Extreme Music X Series
Short Hair - Universal Production Music
Ultimate Menace - Non-Stop Production Music
Galaxy Troopers - Universal Production Music
Appalachian Banjo Duel - CPM Music
