C&C - One Piece - Punk Hazard Arc [9/3/22-4/8/23]

[Kitschensyngk]

Nobody gets in to see the doctor! Not nobody, not no how!

I gave at the office, I don't want any candy, cookies, or magazines, and I'm not interested in joining your church!

 

[animePWNS]

Trafalgar Law appears...

Spoiler

a man with a lot of heart.

 

[CNFan1995]

Episodes 585 & 586

OPENING: We Go!

The Warlord! Trafalgar Law!
Synopsis: Nami and Chopper seek a safe exit for the children, Luffy's group hopes to avoid a perilous plunge into icy waters, and Vice Admiral Smoker faces off against Trafalgar Law.
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In a Real Pinch! Luffy Sinks into the Ice-cold Lake!
Synopsis: Luffy's group takes a deadly plunge into icy waters, and Trafalgar Law uses his unique abilities to rearrange Nami's group and cast the heroes into chaotic confusion.

The Anime and the manga are still going, please no spoilers.​

 

[zoombie]

So what Orichimaru, I mean Ceaser Clown want with these kids?

 

[Nobodyman]

Previously on One Piece: A pirate named Law. Oh, the irony.

I smell a big Mengelian rat.

In my experience, people called "Master" are rarely as nice as they seem.

Bodies in the ice. Just to keep the horror streak rolling.

 

[animePWNS]

Talk about being in the cooler.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

So what I can tell from this guy is he wears a cowhide hat, smokes cigars, and made his sword out of one of those cat trees.

This is one weird Promised Neverland remake.

Could be worse. Could be Titans.

 

[Nobodyman]

Not taking lip from a head? Hey, it's, like, 1/5th of all he has.

Seriously, we need new One Piece bumpers. It's a new arc.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

99 Luffyballons.

 

[Nobodyman]

Worry not, Toonami-only viewers. Smoker's here to bring you up to speed.

So, Law, all alone here you say?

Don't worry guys, that's the standard reaction to anyone who watches One Piece for the first time.

Law, you're not a very good liar.

 

[animePWNS]

So more for that reunion.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

"Yay! We're free and safe! ...hey, who are these guys?"

 

[Nobodyman]

80 million? Aww, that's adorable. You would've been quite the threat in East Blue.

Welp, there goes their deposit on the banana boat.

Now they're in a killer shark movie. Keep the horror goin'.

"Snow way!"
BOOOOOOOOOO!!! What do you think this is, the 4kids dub?

 

[Kitschensyngk]

80 million berries? That's a lot of vitamin C.

Uhh, yep. Brownbeard. Got it.

"Why are there sharks in a lake?"
Why is half of the island fire and the other half ice?

 

[Nobodyman]

Okay, scratch that. The Straw Hats are the real scary ones this ep.

Back to Law who is flipping his ship.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

There's nothing Luffy won't punch.

Old people are always calling young folks the "worst generation."

Now his pants are as brown as his beard.

 

[Nobodyman]

He just made them have a cartoon love reaction.

Yep, we're doing the mind-swap cliche.

And their voices switched too. Would've been cooler if their voices stayed the same, give the VA's a chance to voice different characters.

And Sanji's in Nami's body. Really going for the low-hanging fruit there.

 

[animePWNS]

So he can switch their hearts and vocal cords, it seems.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

VALENTINE'S DAY NO JUTSU~!

I better not see Sanji grope himself. Err, herself.

 

[Nobodyman]

So yeah, Law can basically do anything.

And a woman loses to a man. What a shock.