Post something random

[Dantheman]

In regards to my earlier profile post:

 

[stephane dumas]

If the Beatles stayed together after 1970, would they have done the soundtrack music of Saturday Night Fever instead of the Bee Gees?

 

[RandomMe]

TAKIONA: I am finally leaving to Singapore. It's been a pleasure to be with you for the past few years.
BANGLA RANDOMME: What about me?
TAKIONA: You, Phineas and Rupavahini? You'll become merpeople.

 

[RandomMe]

(weird poof)
BANGLA RANDOMME: We're merpeople now?

All across much of south-eastern Asia, and in Korea, the gates to the wheel of epheons started to open.

Endabyu was picking up news of the Malaysian situation over a shortwave radio.

NEWSREADER: We have confusing reports about the wheel of epheons in Malaysian shores. As it turns out they are starting to get closer, I can't handle, are we becoming slaves of the wheel?

(signal cuts to static)

ENDABYU: And I thought Singapore was enough.
RANDOMME: What are we expecting?
BLOO: The wheel of epheons is hard to break. Dead Atlantis has been building quite a lot in developing countries and is using people as guinea pigs. People and TV channels. They say it's hot over there. They say it's impossible to live.

The wheel of epheons
Is the destination of a gloomy mind.
Be it a person or a channel,
No one can escape it.

The wheel of epheons
Is a place of tears and confusion.
As hunger, thirst, and burning heat
Bring upon untold suffering.

The wheel of epheons
Is a place where beings are packed together.
It's filled with vomit
And misshapen bodies.

The wheel of epheons
Where rebirth happens millions of times a day.
The pain is horrific,
The suffering is endless

SINGAPORE - WHEEL OF EPHEONS

Bart and Lisa from The Simpsons have been absorbed by the power of the wheel. They suddenly wake up and realize that they are hearing the noises of the wheel.

BART: Where am I?
LISA: Read this.
BART: The wheel of epheons? Is this a prank?
LISA: No, it doesn't. We've been cloned and sucked away from the dimension where Springfield is and now we're living in a harsh reality.
BART: What reality? We were in the real world.
LISA: You wish. You actually lived in your own dimension. Your counterpart there is still living life in that floating timeline of yours.
BART: And what else is lame?
LISA: We're in a dimension where people don't have our skin color for the benefit of channel surfers, where the only legal way to watch our cartoon is behind a paywall, and that afternoon cartoons are a thing of the past in the cord-cutter community. People without cable, you know what I mean.
BART: Does this mean that there's no Krusty? No Itchy and Scratchy?
LISA: Yes, in the real world, that is so 1989.
RALPH: I'm an epheon!
BART: Ralph, why did you come with us?
RALPH: I was in danger!
MILHOUSE: I was cloned too. And it's all us four kids stuck in this wheel. They say it's made of epheons, but I don't know what an epheon is. Can they still watch us from Manila?
LISA: No.
BART: Milhouse, what a surprise! I thought it was just me and Lisa all along.

meanwhile at another chamber of the wheel of epheons
PHINEAS: W-where am I?
FERB: It's some kind of invention made by Dead Atlantis. They claim to be more powerful than Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
VANESSA: I can't believe it, they cut our lives in Asia for this? Even Heinz Doofenshmirtz wouldn't do such a thing!
PHINEAS: We're in the wheel of epheons.
CANDACE: Phineas, you're so busted! Wait a minute, I can't call mom!
PHINEAS: At least we still have Perry.
(Perry does an Agent P pose and realized he doesn't have a fedora, and switches back to Perry again)
PHINEAS: And Isabella.
ISABELLA: It's you and me, forever!
(Phineas continues in love)

and at another chamber
MILO: (sheds tear) I've been keeping this photo for years. All my friends are gone. (sobs more)

Out of the wheel of epheons, Bangla RandomMe is remembering the time he spent with Bangla Phineas, Takiona and Rupavahini when they were all humans.

Takiona fled to Singapore for safety.

And RandomMe? He's planning a new action plan to save the people held captive from the wheel of epheons, including his human self.

 

[pacman000]

Probability chart for two 6-sided dice:
Probabilities for the two dice (stanford.edu)

 

[harry580]

this was on disney twitter yesterday

 

[ilpuyopuyo]

Woke up in Newtopia!
*gibberish followed by two beeps*

 

[stephane dumas]

 

[RandomMe]

TAKIONA: My plot has started:

Plot to prevent the spread of the wheel of epheons in the Asia-Pacific region
1: Head over to a country that has a weird government
2: See if the people there accept streaming
3: Discourage building a wheel of epheons in the country

(after hours of searching, Takiona found a result)

TAKIONA: TN8. Perfect. Commence teleporting.

(Atlantis)

GEORGE BEARD: Once again, we have to stop let Dead Atlantis wreak havoc. The surface world is headed towards an unsafe society.
KING GREG: Precisely.
RANDOMME: Allow me to bring an old friend of mine.
DARWIN: Hi!
RANDOMME: This is Darwin. Star of the hit series Darwin the Merman. Go on, say your catchphrase.
DARWIN: Jlammy!
RANDOMME: Argh! That was Milo of the Deep's catchphrase!
DARWIN: Sorry, haven't been in the spotlight for ages.
RANDOMME: You're headed to my room when I'll start the new quest.

 

[AdrenalineRush1996]

The London Heathrow Airport aka LHR.

The London Stansted Airport aka STN.

The London Gatwick Airport aka LGW.

The London Luton Airport aka LTN.

 

[ilpuyopuyo]

Woke up in Gamecube-topia!

 

[stephane dumas]

If you want to see MLB playoff schedule.

MLB Postseason: Playoff Bracket and World Series Schedule | MLB.com

The official home of the Major League Baseball Postseason including playoff news, schedule, bracket, and video.

www.mlb.com

 

[Markus Nelis]

It's coming out of the bush, a funkin tortilla

 

[AdrenalineRush1996]

The London City Airport aka LCY.

The London Southend Airport aka SEN.

The London Biggin Hill Airport aka BQH.

The London Northolt Airport aka NHT.

 

[Markus Nelis]

A is for animal. B is for Banana. C is for Chocolate. D is for dinosaur. E is for eat. F is for face. G is for gym. H is for high. I is for inside. J is for junior. K is for king.

L-Z will be revealed later.

 

[AdrenalineRush1996]

Example of a five-seater vehicle - Ford C-MAX.

Example of a six-seater vehicle - Fiat Multipla.

Example of a seven-seater vehicle - Hyundai Custo.

Example of a eight-seater vehicle - Toyota Granace.

 

[AdrenalineRush1996]

Example of a thirteen-seater vehicle - Force Motors Trax Cruiser.

Example of a fourteen-seater vehicle - Citroën Relay.

Example of a fifteen-seater vehicle - Ford Transit.

Example of a sixteen-seater vehicle - Kingstar BG3-X.

 

[stephane dumas]

Idelwild Airport known now as JFK airport, 1963.

https://www.hemmings.com/stories/2013/10/23/queens-new-york-1963

 

[Markus Nelis]

Dig it cause I got a chesa cakefall. My lyrics didn't sit well so MTV wanted to give me a chance.

 

[Rrr]

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